Lather up with The Hoff
"No words to describe this" is how our intrepid Hoff-hunter, Rob S., labelled this submission when he sent it in to this blog for publication and glory.
We tend to agree.
Once Mr. Hasselhoff squirts his... there, see? Words are inappropriate. Just let your imagination take you.
And wipe your hands off when you're done. (Did I say "wipe your hands off?" I meant, "wipe your hands Hoff.")