The Perils of a Long Career
Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, how many photo shoots have you done? And in how many have you been, ahem, moistened? Is it because of Baywatch? Do you ever pine for the relatively dry days of Y&R or Knight Rider?
Oh well, at least you still have that manly chest hair thing going on. (And if you kind of hunch your back and lean forward, it TOTALLY looks like you have cut abs. Dude.)