Hoff The Record
Friday, March 10, 2006
  Wax on, wax Hoff!
Presenting, for your edification and amusement, -- as well as some quality esthetician simulation -- the Wax Hoff game!

Wax on, you crazy diamond, wax on...
Friday, March 03, 2006
  Lather up with The Hoff
"No words to describe this" is how our intrepid Hoff-hunter, Rob S., labelled this submission when he sent it in to this blog for publication and glory.

We tend to agree.

Once Mr. Hasselhoff squirts his... there, see? Words are inappropriate. Just let your imagination take you.

And wipe your hands off when you're done. (Did I say "wipe your hands off?" I meant, "wipe your hands Hoff.")
Thursday, March 02, 2006
  Do the Hasselhoff Cubicle Dance!
Wait for it, wait for it...

Yee-haw! I'm printing up a bunch of Hasselhoff masks right now. This oughta be a fun day at work.
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
  Hoff for your computer!
If you're here, at Hoff the Record, then congratulations for trying to get more Hasselhoff into your life. Still not enough? This oughta help.

Now you can download wallpaper, screensavers, emoticons (!), and more at the official site for Pepsi's ad campaign featuring The Hoff.

Yeah, baby, yeah. The Hoff can sing amidst splashing Pepsi and still maintain the unstained purity of his white jumpsuit. Even Chuck Norris can't say that.

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