Hoff The Record

Hoff, the rider

2007-03-30T15:10:00.000-07:00

This is now the official t-shirt of this blog. Presenting "The Knight Rider."

The Perils of a Long Career

2006-08-21T13:26:00.000-07:00

Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, how many photo shoots have you done? And in how many have you been, ahem, moistened? Is it because of Baywatch? Do you ever pine for the relatively dry days of Y&R or Knight Rider?

Oh well, at least you still have that manly chest hair thing going on. (And if you kind of hunch your back and lean forward, it TOTALLY looks like you have cut abs. Dude.)

The David Hasselhoff Paper Airplane of Terror!

2006-08-17T07:16:00.000-07:00

Someone at work fired this thing at me the other day... The David Hasselhoff Paper Airplane of Terror!

Man, I wonder what the good people of Heathrow Airport would have done if they saw THIS sucker coming!

Samuel L. Jackson, please save us all from Hoff on a Plane!

Go here, now: http://www.knight-foundation.com/hoffplane.html

Or just print up these jpegs in a size that fits your paper:
http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/dave_plane.jpg
http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/instructions.jpg

Wax on, wax Hoff!

2006-03-10T15:50:00.000-08:00

Presenting, for your edification and amusement, -- as well as some quality esthetician simulation -- the Wax Hoff game!

Wax on, you crazy diamond, wax on...

Lather up with The Hoff

2006-03-03T07:52:00.000-08:00

"No words to describe this" is how our intrepid Hoff-hunter, Rob S., labelled this submission when he sent it in to this blog for publication and glory.

We tend to agree.

Once Mr. Hasselhoff squirts his... there, see? Words are inappropriate. Just let your imagination take you.

And wipe your hands off when you're done. (Did I say "wipe your hands off?" I meant, "wipe your hands Hoff.")

Do the Hasselhoff Cubicle Dance!

2006-03-02T12:21:00.000-08:00

Wait for it, wait for it...

Yee-haw! I'm printing up a bunch of Hasselhoff masks right now. This oughta be a fun day at work.

Hoff for your computer!

2006-03-01T07:06:00.000-08:00

If you're here, at Hoff the Record, then congratulations for trying to get more Hasselhoff into your life. Still not enough? This oughta help.

Now you can download wallpaper, screensavers, emoticons (!), and more at the official site for Pepsi's ad campaign featuring The Hoff.

Yeah, baby, yeah. The Hoff can sing amidst splashing Pepsi and still maintain the unstained purity of his white jumpsuit. Even Chuck Norris can't say that.

David Hasselhoff is the Antichrist?

2006-02-28T08:18:00.000-08:00

Well, I never. Apparently some people just don't feel the love -- the Hoff love -- and they are, well, pretty vocal about it.

I have to admit, though, this guy does make a compelling case, complete with incriminating photos, annotated biblical references, and some creative number theory.

Could it be true? Maybe THAT'S why he keeps taking pictures with puppies. Trying to throw us off the scent...

What is it with puppies?

2006-02-27T13:30:00.000-08:00

I don't know. Just adding to the cute factor? Furriness is something they have in common? The public just can't seem to get enough of either.

Awww...

OH MY HOFF

2006-02-24T16:07:00.000-08:00

Friday Afternoon Hoff

2006-02-24T16:02:00.000-08:00

young hoff with big coif

don't undo your tight blue pants

you will kill us all.

The Hoff is on the loose

2006-02-24T13:00:00.000-08:00

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Rejoice, O Ye Lovers of the Hoff... [news item from January 13, 2006]

David Hasselhoff and his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach, are calling it quits. The actor's publicist announced Thursday that Hasselhoff has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. Today, Bach has also filed at the Los Angeles Superior Court. The couple, married since 1989, has two daughters. Hasselhoff is best known for starring on TV's "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch."

Go get him, ladies!

Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling

2006-02-22T09:58:00.000-08:00

Hooked on what?

As far as I can tell, he's hooked on bluescreen... and possibly some wires. Wow.
This comment stream, from The Superficial, is to die for.

Questions? Comments? Content suggestions? This little Hasselblog is always listening...

Hoffku

2006-02-21T09:19:00.000-08:00

smile bright with dentyne
chest hair curling like smoke to sky
one hoff, one love -- selah.

Wrinkle Remover

2006-02-21T09:07:00.000-08:00

The Hasselhoff Blog.

Why?

Good question.

There is just so much quality content floating around out there (hey, I didn't say "good" quality...) and it all seems to get directed to my inbox. Share and share alike, I always say.

First things first: The Hoff's naked form cleverly disguised by adorable Shar-pei puppies.

Is he just dreamy? Or do you feel an urge to scrub off your eyeballs with steel wool? All I can say is that you better get ready. Hoff's just getting started.